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Joke of the Day
"What's the cheapest meat on the Market? Dear balls. They're under a buck."
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"My shoulder just got to 2nd base with the chick who is cutting my hair..."
"Shopping for insect repellent spray is so sexy.... I always get Off."
"Why are pizza makers always poor? Because they knead dough to make a living."
"Stop being racist to kettles."
"Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ? Pupil: I want to know how it ends !"
"I'm starting a company that will sell electronic storage devices and almonds. I'm calling it ""CDs Nuts"""
"I kept trying to think of puns about the eye during my biology lesson, when we dissected one. To be honest, they kept getting cornea and cornea...."
"I'm not a fan of Trump, but I'd never denigrate his supporters If you're a Trump supporter, denigrate means to put down."
"Seriously ppl who eat pizza with a fork & knife? This is America. We shove it in our faces like the rest of the fat people. Get it together."