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Joke of the Day
"What's a bear's preferred weapon of choice? A Grrrrrrrrrrrnade!"
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"Walking with our phones, we all look like Star Trek crew members trying to get a life form reading on an uncharted planet."
"Why do Gay guys wear condoms? To play star wars."
"What do bees use to do their hair? Honeycombs!"
"What kind of game are Americans worst at? Tower defense."
"""Make it look like I live in a Cheesecake Factory."" - NBA players to their interior designers"
"When man made the first stone tool 2.6 million years ago, I don't think they could have ever imagined a tool as great as Donald Trump."
"Mean while, back on Facebook, Jennifer is blaming the birth of her son for her being fat. Her son is 6 ...."
"Too many freaks, not enough circuses."
"I've been tanning I'm getting so dark I'm afraid of getting shot by the police"