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Joke of the Day
"I lost my thumb in a serious movie rating accident."
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"What do you call an Irish threesome? Dublin up."
"[Batman in tears] Catwoman left me Oh no what happened?! I left the door open and she just bolted"
"All of Jesus' disciples were big and muscular Because Jesus was their whey"
"What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing? A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P"
"Did you hear about the man with five penises? His pants fit like a glove."
"The NFL sent a memo reminding players to treat women reporters with respect. Oh, and to try real hard not to rape anyone this season."
"I hit Jesus with a water balloon and he said it hurt. So I told him to walk it off..."
"I like to go to telemarketing firms and interrupt their job by eating my dinner loudly."
"Wanna hear a clean joke? Timmy took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I forgot to capitalize Bubbles. Whoops."