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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no eye deer. (said with redneck twang)"

"When Transformers was filmed in Detroit Michael Bay had to use CGI to repair buildings"

"The wife came home last night and asked ""Is there anything on tv?"" I said ""yeah,dust!"" And then the fight started."

"BIack friend asked me if there was a colored printer in the library I said its 2014 man you can use what ever printer you want."

"Sex jokes Are Not Funny Come on guys."

"You know, you don't realise what you've got until you don't have it. I just ran out of toilet paper ..."

"A guy walks into a bar with a gun and shouts ""Which one of you fuckers is reposting jokes on r/jokes?"" A voice from the back called out ""I don't think you have enough bullets m8."""

"What's the tallest building in [insert your town/city here] The Library, it has the most stories......"

"I snuck popcorn into the movie theatre but they won't let me use their microwave."

"How do you become a millionaire overnight? Start off a billionaire then make a bunch of bad investments."