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Joke of the Day
"How'd you get a fat girl into bed? Piece of cake.."
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"I've been using medical marijuana for my bladder issues... My doctor told me to piss or get off the pot."
"Kristen Stewart was raised by a pair of vacuum cleaners"
"IDEA FOR COURTROOM SKETCH ARTISTS: a camera"
"A partnerswitch? How about a partnerswitch? I'll bang your wife and give you a handjob after!"
"What kind of Lettuce do serve on the Titanic? Iceberg Lettuce! :D"
"Knock knock... Who's there? I did up. I did up-who?"
"From my 8 year old: What's brown and rhymes with poop? Snoop Dogg"
"One comedian on Britain's got talent brought on wrapped boxes. He said he wanted to have on stage presence."
"I bought a laser pointer, but I don't have a cat. So I 'borrowed' my neighbor's toddler, but he doesn't seem to get it. Babies are stupid."