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Joke of the Day

"A termite walks into a bar... And he asks, ""is the bar tender here?"""

"John need Taxi John: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. Steve: Yes, sir. You are a taxi"

"A man brought a dead animal onto a plane... When the flight attendant asked what he was doing, he simply replied, ""It's my carrion luggage!"""

"I fall more in love with you each day, well, except yesterday. Yesterday you were really freakin' annoying."

"Ever since I became blind I never looked back... Or forward, or right, or left."

"You think God hates crosses? If my kid died on a roller coaster, then everyone started wearing roller coaster necklaces, I'd be pissed."

"Why is glue white? If it were black it would run. It just wouldn't work."

"Doctor Nervous by Three year old When my three-year-old was told to pee in a cup at the doctor's office, he unexpectedly got nervous. With a shaking voice, he asked, ""Do I have to drink it?"""

"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy? He was too far-out."

"My swag dont stop cause my heelies keep rollin"