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Joke of the Day
"What kind of Lettuce do serve on the Titanic? Iceberg Lettuce! :D"
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"As a mark of respect to Lou Reed I have had his initials inscribed on my headphones. -Daft Limmy"
"What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? One sells watches and one watches cells. Credit to DBZ. Edit: Not sure why this auto flared to religion...."
"A man comes into the doctor's office the doctor says: ""Clean that up yourself."""
"What kinda pet would John Wayne get?... He'd get a long little doggie."
"Jokes about German sausage are the wurst."
"The hardest part about breaking up with your Japanese girlfriend... Is that you have to drop the bomb twice.."
"What do you call a 90 year old man who can still masturbate? Miracle Whip."
"Technically, all vehicles are time machines."
"What do you call a girl with anorexia and a yeast infection? a quarter pounder with cheese."