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Joke of the Day
"My ex-girlfriend had eczema She had a cracking fanny."
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"I'm handling Monday the same way I handle constipation. Gritting my teeth and wishing it pass already."
"Where does beef come from? Cowschwitz."
"Stick around after sticking around after the Thor 2 credits. Very realistic 3D of a theater manager telling you to leave."
"I saw on Facebook my ex wanted to get into water sports I recommended waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay"
"When I was 18, I wanted to buy a brand new motorbike, but my mother forbid it. She explained that she had a brother who died in a motorbike crash when he was 18, and so I could have his instead."
"The Three Hole Punch either sounds like an awesome karate move or an awful bedroom experience."
"I told my boss that I'm quitting my job to become a comedian. He said, ""You can't be serious."" I said, ""I know."""
"Men are like department stores. Their clothes should always be half off."
"What's the difference between a conservative priest and a progressive priest? A progressive priest will give you a reach around."