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Joke of the Day
"If life gives you melons. You're probably dyslexic."
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"Doctor: ""Just lie back and relax, I'll start the lasik eye procedure in a moment."" *Turns on laser* *Patient's face is attacked by cats*"
"What type of overalls did Mario wear? Denim denim denim"
"I never thought I'd buy into Feng Shui. But oh how the tables have turned."
"I grew up in a small town that only had one general store, one bar and one prostitute. Mum found it pretty hard working three jobs"
"Hey people - learn to spell!!! I mean my co-workers. Twitter, you guys actually do pretty well, considering half of you are probably drunk."
"What does the baker turned counterfeiter say? ""I make my own dough"". My sister Katie came up with this one."
"White Girl What do a white girl and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up cunts."
"What do Saudi guys and girls have in common? They all get stoned constantly."
"What's the difference between a good joke and click bait? This is click bait."