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Joke of the Day
"If life gives you melons. You're probably dyslexic."
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"Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage? Because it has long-distance runners on each side."
"What's the difference between driving a Volvo and putting your hand down the front of Donald Trumps trousers? You feel a bigger dick driving a Volvo"
"What's half a joke look like?"
"Finish this sentence: I like my coffee like I like my _____. I like my coffee like I like my coffee: recursive."
"SQUIRREL! SQUIRREL! CAT! SQUIRREL! SQUIRREL! MAILMAN! SQUIRREL! ~ Dog Acing Rorschach Test"
"What have I got in my hands? A double decker bus! You looked!"
"I never thought they would make another Jurassic Park... ...But sequels, uh, find a way."
"What's the difference between Helen Keller and a redneck Helen Keller got famous for not being able to read"
"Why aren't there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones' Locker? Dead men sell no snails!"