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Joke of the Day
"I just want to be one of those dads who runs on the field & tackles an opposing 6 year old"
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"drummer: ""just add er on the end of your instrument"" guy who plays trumpet: ""so im a trumpeter, ok cool"" guy who plays trombone: ""oh no"""
"Have you heard the myth about how the internet was created? It's an Allegory."
"next time you feel depressed with yourself, remember that you're about 70% water & thats cool af"
"Why don't blind people like to skydive? Because it scares the dog."
"I was discussing a trip to Chernobyl with my friend... He said not to go there or else Chernobyl fall off."
"My appointment at Gamblers Anonymous is at 25 to 1..."
"Why can't you tell jokes to a Nympho? Because they'll take them too hard."
"mens rights activists"
"Johnny and Ruth are mountain biking down a hill... ...Ruth hits a tree. Johnny continues, ruthlessly."