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Joke of the Day

"Women, you can't live with 'em... And you can't cut their heads off and gang-rape their corpses. Not alone at least. Get your buddies to help."

"Leo: *names his child Oscar* Doctor: ""Would you like to hol-"" Leo: ""Say it like we rehearsed it."" Doctor: *sighs* ""And the Oscar goes to..."""

"she need some alone time ..:P My girl friend said she needed some ""Alone time"".. So I made her an Orkut account.. :P... tietiefiss.com"

"At the end of obituaries in the newspaper they should give the person a score out of 100."

"my son just asked me where do pizzas come from adn has yet to ask me where do babeys come from. thats my boy"

"What did God say when he made the first black man Shit i burnt this one"

"Can we protest for a revote on People magazines Sexiest Man Alive? I think Steve Buscemi didn't get the attention he deserved"

"What does a clock do when it's hungry? Goes back four seconds."

"What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema? Miss most of the film!"

"What do you call a pizza who's a DJ? DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm."