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Joke of the Day
"I'm not needy. I'm wanty."
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"I smoked meat yesterday... I think that's how I got salmonella."
"Imagine if a guy with a stutter was named History because History repeats himself"
"Two atoms One atom says to the other, ""you're a weird dude. You know that?"" The other atom responds ""hey man, we all have some quarks."""
"Still wake up in a cold sweat thinking about my love note that was passed to the wrong boy in kindergarten."
"What do you get when you cross a drinking vessel filled with soda with a smoked meat product? Cupicola! ... HAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHA Hahaha ha I'll see myself out"
"What's the best thing about duct tape? It turns no, no, no into Mm, Mm, Mmmm"
"My rum-raisin cake is gluten free. It's also raisin free. And cake free. OK it's just rum."
"What's Ja Rule's favorite type of bread? Challah!"
"Sometimes people suck the life out of me like there's a prize at the bottom."