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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of thirsty Rabbi's with a tan? Orange Jews"
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"What separates man from animal? The Atlantic Ocean."
"*holds flashlight under chin Me: suddenly the mystery of... Son: haha Dad has like 3 chins *drops flashlight Me: SANTA CLAUS IS FAKE!!"
"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne. Acne waits until you're thirteen to come on your face."
"I have two short jokes and one long joke. . . Joke Joke Joooooooooooooooooooke. (I apologize to everyone. That one offended even me.)"
"What do you call Bees that make milk? Boobies I'm so sorry, it's late and my friend just told this joke to me."
"I am feeling very optimistic. But I bet it won't last."
"Keep yelling ""dance!"" and shooting at my feet, tough guy. I studied tap for 9 years and you're going to look like an idiot."
"Plot twist: two birds kill YOU with one stone."
"I got a new fishing boat. I call it the master baiter."