160703
Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the condom that flew across the bedroom? It was PISSED OFF!"
Next Joke
"My buddy just came over with his eyebrows waxed... The light had them shining so much it looked like both of his eyes just came up with the best idea."
"When my wife was giving birth to our child, I asked the doctor... - When can we have sex? He winked at me and replied - My shift ends in 10 minutes, let's meet outside."
"Everyone's dad turns down the radio when he misses a turn or gets lost like it was Tom Petty's fault or something."
"Cinderella is my favorite story about women who fight over a man who doesn't even remember what a woman he spent the night with looks like."
"A young boy asks him mum why his cousin is named Diamond... His mother replies ""because your auntie loves Diamonds"" He replies ""what about me?"" She responds ""enough question Richard"""
"How can you tell if your wife has been screwing all your friends? All their dicks taste just like her twat."
"why is history called his-story because no one wants to read about 6000 years of cooking and cleaning...zing"
"Today in 1956 the first videotape recording was made. Your mom was young and needed the money."
"Why did the chicken nugget cross the road? To see the chicken strip!!!"