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Joke of the Day

"What does spinach and anal sex have in common? If they were forced on you as a child you probably don't like them as an adult."

"How do redneck Na'vi get their skin tone? Blue Genes... I'll be here all week"

"My new bondage equipment really ties the room together."

"A good book is like a good puppy. Both are easy to pick up but hard to put down."

"What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea? One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs."

"bad scary film I was watching a really poorly done scary movie last night, it was horrorble."

"Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?[x-post from /r/punny ] Because you can't end on a prep position."

"Hey, NSA,,,, if you're going to read my posts, would it kill you to like them?"

"The guy who invented Twister died this week. Fitting him into the coffin took 27 spins."

"Whats the difference between a noose and a leash? How high you tie it on a tree."