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Joke of the Day

"I had sex with my girlfriend while camping once... It was really fucking in tents!"

"How do you get a nun pregnant? You fuck her"

"What kind of animal lives in a triangle Hippotenuse"

"How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb Trick question, feminists can't change anything"

"My brother is so dumb. He was complaining about jockeys squeezing his balls. I told him to try boxers. He came back and said, no their hands are too rough."

"Do I have a plan for the zombie apocalypse? I don't even have a battery in my smoke detector and fire is real."

"Child actors cry so realistically because their parents have given them a bottomless well of sadness to draw from. And... ACTION!"

"I just left my job... Me: I couldn't work for that man after what he said to me. Friend: What did he say? Me: ""You're fired""."

"Guys are always saying they get their woman to make them a sandwich right after sex. If she can walk straight after having sex, you're doing it wrong! Go make your own damn sandwich!"

"(Not a joke) Can have some flairs for the type of joke? So we'll know which jokes are One-liners,short,long,punny,and anti-humor"