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Joke of the Day

"I think a lot of these women are just getting pregnant for the subway seats"

"Little known fact Delicacy is French for ""I dare you to eat this""."

"I support farming and math... I'm pro-tractor."

"Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money."

"What's the difference between a girl with herpes and a leather shoe? If you had to, you could eat the leather shoe."

"Play on Words I really want to come up with a play on words but I don't know how it will do in front of an audience."

"Girl: I can't wait to have kids! I babysit so I pretty much know what it's like to be a parent. It'll be easy. Me: *laughs for 20 minutes*"

"I heard they're inventing a new kind of bed... ...but most of the theories I've heard are bunk."

"Swim up bars combine my two favorite things. Drinking and peeing in hotel pools."

"Poor Caitlyn Jenner. She missed Mothers Day & Fathers Day."