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Joke of the Day

"What gets bigger every time I watch my neighbor undress in her bedroom window? The restraining order"

"Can someone's face be a pet peeve?"

"How Did the Janitor Get Rich? Sweepstakes."

"Do we even know how much anything else costs in Africa? Maybe $1 a day to feed a child is way too much."

"My cardio is mostly just running out of excuses not to exercise."

"Whats the difference between dawn and dusk? d(sun)/dt *facepalm* I'll see myself out."

"Her love makes my world go round."

"What's the difference between a fake orgasm and a fake Christmas tree? Not everyone can tell when you have a fake Christmas tree."

"I know why my saturdays are so shitty now... because there's always a turd in it."

"I think it's safe to take the fax numbers off our business cards, now, everybody."