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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement? A 401(K-9)."
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"""Stop complaining about food Maliki, it could be worse. There are girls in America who had their hair ruined by some rain."""
"I went to the movies with a girl last night. I paid for the tickets & the snacks, & anything else I can before she reports her card stolen."
"maybe if we start calling abortions ""debortations"" republicans will support them?"
"I met this european guy last night who claimed he was a well endowed white supremacist Well, he said he was a hung aryan"
"Why does a chicken coupe only have two doors? Because if it had four it would be a sedan."
"[out to eat with in-laws] Me: Waiter, your cheapest bottle of champagne Wife: Hey these are my parents Me: Waiter, 4 glasses of tap water"
"[on a first date] Ok, don't let her know you're really a squirrel... Her: I had a great time, good night! Me: *runs in front of her car"
"The original title for Star Wars was ""Skywalker: Texas Ranger"". Starring Chuck Norris."
"I have been checking Facebook less and less. If this continues, I'll eventually forget about all those people for the 2nd time."