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Joke of the Day

"A sexist, a racist and a homophobe walk into a bar Bartender: 'What will it be, Mr Trump?'"

"Just saw a five year old in a track suit & a gold chain. His nana didn't think it was funny when I asked him if he could hook up some blow."

"What's the difference between a virtual car and a real one? You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time"

"BNAG! That's bang out of order."

"Where do blind people got to get their college degrees?"

"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs... ...because they always take things literally."

"Did you know that by today's standards Marilyn Monroe would be considered dead?"

"How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses."

"I woke up hung-over to the sound of my neighbour mowing his lawn. He'll have to mow around me. I'm not moving."

"Did you hear about the blonde who froze to death at the drive in theater? She went to see Closed for the winter."