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Joke of the Day

"I bought my retarded son a Komodo dragon, but for safety reasons we keep him in his cage. Away from the Komodo dragon."

"I got an e-mail saying At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!' I thought, ""That's just spam."""

"I want ""Wake me if anything cool happens"" on my tombstone."

"What's the most fucked up thing you can do to a blind person? Leave the plunger in the toilet!"

"What is most popular hearthstone deck in Germany? Patron Warrior because Everyone Get in Here"

"Jokes about unemployed people aren't funny they just don't work."

"If at first you don't succeed, it's called 'Attempted' Murder."

"What is Jabba the Hut's middle name? the"

"I always get chloroform confused with chlorophyll. This guy I kidnapped is awake and angry but his leaves have never been more lush."

"3 database admins walked into a nosql bar A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table"