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Joke of the Day

"What happens if socialism comes to the Sahara? Old Soviet-era joke told in Russia: What happens if socialism comes to the Sahara? Nothing at first, but then the sand shortages will start."

"""Superman's Dad"" is the last stop for an actor."

"I'm jealous of Santa... ...he can yell ""hoe hoe hoe"" at anyone and get away with it."

"pet owner's tip: glue the very tip of your cat's tail to the center of their back to make a convenient cat-carrying handle."

"There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't."

"[3am] *nudges wife* No way the old guy blew up all those balloons in Up in 1 night. Honey, you awake? I mean he's like a million years old."

"What is the difference between a Windows Phone and a brick? One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen"

"""It's not you, it's me."" - Humidity, to Heat"

"Bernie Sanders to cut the BS Now wants to be called Ernie Anders"

"How can you tell when a skunk is angry? It raises a stink!"