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Joke of the Day

"What is the useless skin around the vagina called? The woman"

"Obama in Berlin joke President Obama in Berlin outlining that maybe massive walls and state spying are not so bad after all."

"tongued ellen told oprah on her show that ...she lost her first love to a well hung tongue oprah replied....gosh,that sounds like a mouth full"

"I showed an old lady my balls when I was at church today... It was a sacrilegious thing to do."

"I was telling a joke to my friend with dwarfism I became pretty awkward because it went right over his head."

"The lord said unto John, ""Come forth and receive eternal life,"" but john came fifth and won a toaster."

"My friends call me an attention whore, but that can't be true Just look at me!"

"Knock knock.... Whose there? Jesus Jesus who? Behold I stand at the door and knock...."

"Why did the pedophile go into the cave? He was looking for miners."

"Why do blind people not skydive? Scares the living shit outa their dogs!"