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Joke of the Day

"Pretty sure that I could win any marathon in Kenya that is held on the exact same day as the Boston Marathon."

"9: How old was I when I was 3? me *grabs hammer* *smashes college fund jar*"

"What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts? Annette."

"I don't want to sound ignorant, but if I can't understand something, then it's stupid and I hate it."

"Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot."

"Isn't it great to live in the 21st century? Where deleting history has become more important than making it."

"It's kind of fcuked up that Valentine's Day is the only socially acceptable time to trade sexual favors for gifts."

"What's long, dark, and stinks? The unemployment line."

"What do you have when there's balls on your chest? Chestnuts What do you have when there's balls on your chin? A dick in your mouth."

"Wana hear a Canadian joke? Toronto maple leafs."