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Joke of the Day
"What are the three rings of marriage? The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering."
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"Why did God create alcohol? So ugly people would have a chance to have sex."
"My friend asked me what superpower I wanted I said cold war Russia"
"I can't wait to tell my Grandkids, ""Back when I was kid, we were smarter than our phones!"""
"alcohol is never the answer, unless the question is, ""why were you barely conscious on the kitchen floor eating dog food?"""
"So how do monks stay warm in the snow covered peaks and whatnot? they have a shawl in temple"
"[Ouijja Board] What is the meaning of life? S-T-A-Y-I-N A-L-I-V-E S-T-A-Y-I-N A-L-I-V-E *Squints at board* What the heck? A Bee Gee board?"
"A woman, a Jew, and a Hispanic walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""What's this, a presidential election?"""
"Girl: ""all boys are the same"" Yes, because Zac Efron, Adolf Hitler and Barack Obama share extreme similarities."
"What has two legs and screams... half a dog."