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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle? A poodle split in half."
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"Knock Knock Knock knock ""Who's there?"" ""The pilot, let me in"" Too soon?"
"What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ? She kicked the bucket !"
"Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals? They're always getting com-busted."
"Are you a Nice girl or Good girl?: NICE girls blush when they watch porn, GOOD girls smile cause they know they can do better."
"What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing? Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name?"
"Do you know the best part about having only one eye and bad vision? LASIK is half off."
"[OC] I found a dead bird outside. It smelt fowl."
"How many musos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's a pretty obscure number. You probably haven't heard of it."
"[dean tries handing me a diploma as I walk across the stage] I have a boyfriend"