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Joke of the Day

"How many musos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's a pretty obscure number. You probably haven't heard of it."

"I'm just waiting for the right person to come along and mistake my crippling pessimism for an attractive sense of humor."

"What's the best name for an atheist? Godfrey"

"Give me a T! ""Give me a T."" ""T"" ""Give me a T."" ""T"" ""Oh, fuck it. I'll go to another cafe."""

"A Zen master once said to me, Do the opposite of whatever I tell you.' So I didn't"

"I'd rather be an outlaw than an in-law."

"Is it just me Or do you find pressing F5 refreshing?"

"What do you call a hot guy , who instantly becomes super hot? Sick, he definitely has fever."

"""Update the Force, young Skywalker"" Said Adobe Wan Kenobi."

"Fist bumping high fives since 94'"