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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard the one about the ceiling? Nevermind, it's over your head"
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"Why does it take *two* premenstrual women to change a light bulb? #BECAUSE!!"
"I hate when people say my skirt looks slutty.. Like, who cares if my balls hang out a little?"
"How do you write an essay that blows people away? With lots of drafts"
"Getting the girl isn't as easy as they make it look in the movies. They don't trip as often, and when you do catch up they get the machete away from you. :\"
"I am against picketing, but I don't know how to show it Happy Birthday man, we miss you"
"Do you know the difference bewtween a chair and a dick? If no Be careful where you sit"
"A solid knife fighting strategy is to move clockwise in increasingly larger circles until you reach a safe running distance."
"What does tofu have in common with a Dildo? They are both meat substitutes."
"Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead."