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Joke of the Day

"We could use Thor and his hammer to solve all our energy problems... I see the headlines already ""Earth powered by Generathor""."

"What's the best defense against Britney Spears? Brooke Shields."

"Why was the Mexican tire sad? Because it was despair"

"How can you tell if you have a high sperm count? If she has to chew before she swallows."

"What did Jesus become after they nailed him to the cross? Holey."

"I thought Snapchat was just a conversation with a sassy black woman."

"Did you hear they're gonna make a new TV show about Bruce growing up as an unloved child? They're gonna call it Punky Bruceter."

"Why did Lionel go to the medical store? because it was pharmacy."

"Why are all blond jokes 1 liners... So men can understand them too!"

"How does a coffee pot feel when it is hot? Perky."