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Joke of the Day

"Maternity. Sounds like you're going to be pregnant forever."

"So i was trying to come up with a short joke about Catholic priests... But all the little ones were taken :v"

"When in Rome... Crucify Jesus"

"What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car? He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now"

"What do the weather man and every other man have in common? They say it's going to be 10 inches, then end up only being 4 to 6."

"What's the difference between seal hunters and teenagers? There's none, both like clubbing."

"I went to my new male Gynecologist and he said to spread my legs so that he could numb it down there. So he went down and went numnumnumnumnumnum"

"I bought a spray bottle to break my girlfriend of looking at her phone when I'm speaking. I hide it after use so she doesn't know who did it"

"I just answered two Jeopardy questions in a row. This must be what Einstein must have felt like."

"Marriage tip: When times get tough, never tell a woman she needs to ""sacrifice."" Women do not like this term. Always say ""prioritize."""