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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between a joke and three dicks? Your mom can't take a joke."
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"Let's turn that frown upside down! ** **does handstand** **"
"What do you call something with no body and a nose? Nobody knows!"
"I like my women like I like my wemoweh a wemoweh a wemoweh a wemoweh IN THE JUNGLE THE MIGHTY JUNGLE THE LION SLEEPS TONIIIIIIIIGHT"
"Everyone keeps saying Marry Christmas to me... I'm so confused. Who's this Christmas girl and why does everyone want me to marry her?"
"How many Freudians does it take to change my mother? Edit: Sorry, I mean light bulb.   A: Two. One to change the light bulb, and one to hold my dick.   Edit: Dang. I mean the ladder."
"[my first day as hand dryer salesman] ""this robot dries your hands with noise"""
"Customer: Can someone else serve us? Me:? C:I don't want my children exposed to the sin of your tattoos. M: Satan wants their tiny souls."
"Brunos are from mars, freddies are from mercury"
"Knock knock... (**WARNING OFFENSIVE**) Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET YOU SON A OF A BITCH!"