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Joke of the Day
"What dogs are best for sending telegrams ? Wire haired terriers !!"
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"What do you call a vegetarian that eats seafood? An omnivore"
"Food is like Dark Humor Not everyone gets it!"
"Cookies Two cookies are in an oven. The first cookie says ""is it hot in here or is it just me?"" The second cookie says ""holy shit! A talking cookie"""
"What has seven arms and sucks? Def Leppard"
"Did you mean ASK or axe? Cause seriously, one is a murder weapon."
"*Walks into school* Simon says give me your Pokemon cards Ok now close your eyes *Walks out* Kids are so dumb I didn't even say Simon says"
"I can't stand holocaust jokes, they hit too close to home. My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off one of the watchtowers"
"I said to my wife, 'Hey, I really love these new furry condoms.'' 'Bob, that's a cat.'"
"What does Neil Patrick Harris call his toilet? His Dookie Houser"