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Joke of the Day

"I've always been a dog person, but I have never had a close friend that was a cat person. I just find that cats taste too gamy."

"Yo momma so ugly .. Her portraits hang themselves"

"I always bring an extra pair of socks when I go golfing... ..Just in case I get a hole in one."

"Tattoos are a nice way to forever honor loved ones, like family members who have passed away, or skulls with bat wings that have passed away"

"A woman always gets the last word in an argument, because anything a man says after that is the first words in a new argument."

"Alien: why should I not blow up this planet? Human: we are an advanced species A: how do you travel? H: we light old dinosaurs on fire"

"I don't know what disease causes blurry genitals, but Japan has an epidemic of it. Can't we help them?!"

"Sometimes it's funny being LGBT because, in that case, OP is ALWAYS a faggot!"

"If anyone needs me, I'll be spending the rest of my life under this bathroom light that gives my abs a hint of definition."

"There is a disturbing amount of product placement in my dreams."