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Joke of the Day

"Where were you born? Boss: Where were you born? Employ: India .. Boss: which part? Employ: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India ."

"Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde."

"RT if you love puppies, rainbows or beating the shit out of strangers for not saying ""Thank You"", after you've held the door for them."

"What do you call Q: what do you call a gay goat? A: a Faggoat"

"What is the ideal weight of a lawyer? About three pounds, including the urn."

"Breakfast musings... A boiled egg is hard to beat."

"Well, I've reached that awkward t-shirt size between 'XL' and 'killing myself.'"

"Getting a neck tattoo is probably the coolest way to show your love for manual labour."

"9/11 joke Knock, knock. Who's there? Nine-eleven. Nine-eleven who? You said you'd never forget...."

"[David Attenborough narrating my life] Once again the young offspring attempts to leave the nest. Once again he has flown into a wall"