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Joke of the Day

"what did the atheist say to the agnostic Pussy"

"Potatoes are just poor defenseless vodka fetuses. Remeber that the next time you eat a french fry or hash browns, you monsters."

"A BLONDE'S SPECIAL PICTURE Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room? A: So she could use it as a mirror."

"What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ? A headbanger !"

"I saw an Apple store get robbed. I was an iWitness"

"What flavor is the milkshake? How far away is the yard? How could you know its better than mine? You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident."

"I'm thinking of becoming a yoga instructor... but I know know how I'm going to support myself."

"[Flight Attendant]: Would you like some headphones? [Passenger]: Yes please, but how'd you know my name was Phones?"

"My mom is the queen of cheesy jokes and her favorite: "" what do you call a deer with no eyes?"" "" no idear"""

"An American guy ends up in the hospital with an Australian doctor Feeling very weak and dizzy, the patient asked: -Did I come here to die? -No, you came here yesterday."