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Joke of the Day

"Disappointed to learn that landlady' isn't the opposite of a mermaid."

"Why did the can crusher quit his job? It was soda pressing..."

"Nice try, PG-13 comedies."

"You don't see many reindeer in zoos do you? No. They can't afford the admission."

"What do you call a fake piece of spagetti? An impasta"

"My favorite clean joke Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field!!!!!"

"Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Joseph Stalin? A: Some of Stalin's subjects admired him."

"I tried to wear skinny jeans but it squeezed all my flesh into the top half of my body and made me look like a novelty balloon."

"What did the elephant say that was pulled out of a mud pit by the balls? Thank you Mrs. Ball, thank you Mr. Ball. It should be assumed I saw myself out."

"The difference between reddit and college is ... You get a piece of paper at the end of college."