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Joke of the Day
"Why did the whale cross the road ? To get to the other tide !"
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"I asked the offspring how to make BBQ taste better Gotta keep em marinated. ...I'll just leave now."
"A romcom where I go to stop you at the airport, except I go to Cinnabon & then forget why I'm at the airport."
"Why did the illiterate man with the 11 foot penis get dumped by his girlfriend? TLDR"
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles. lol :P"
"What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a scottish sheep herder? One says, ""hey, you! Get off my cloud!"", and the other one says, ""hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"""
"Apparently there's this guy who steals people's poops and ties them together.. I shit you knot."
"You're IQ's lower than your shoe size."
"These dishwashers are getting too expensive my new one even demands a diamond ring"
"I'm not a fan of male-to-female sex change surgery... It just seems like a dick move."