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Joke of the Day

"A football player... A football player was convicted of a crime and sent to prison for several years. He went in as a tight end and left as a wide receiver."

"Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a convicted felon and it is clear that prison life wasn't easy on him. It doesn't help that Six is, naturally, a little timid."

"Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars? He'd get it."

"Don't date guys from the internet. The last guy said he lived in a gated community. Prison, he meant prison."

"Whenever someone asks if I'm a robot I tell them no I'm androidgynous."

"4 out of 5 dentists agree u should not be going to 5 diferent dentists. it is important to have one dentist who knows ur dental history"

"I keep a picture of a dragon fighting a helicopter in my wallet, in case the police ask to see my license for awesome."

"What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things? A **Poultry**geist. Thanks! I will show myself out."

"Why cant a bike stand up by itself? It's two tired."

"im the guy responsible for throwing the chicken in the air for fried chicken commercials. i will never reveal my secret method's"