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Joke of the Day

"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke hadn't been invented yet."

"NO I WOULD NOT LIKE TO KNOW WHAT FRUIT MY BODY IS SHAPED LIKE"

"What do you call 50 female pigs and 50 male deer? A hundred sows and bucks."

"What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest? Atrophy!"

"she's all ""don't sleep in the nude- what if there's a fire and the fire men come and see you naked"" uh you pretty much described my fantasy"

"At school, I saw my principal walking around in a daze. I asked him what happened, and he just looked at me and said, ""I've lost my faculties!"""

"I don't support gun rights... I like my killing to be more personal than that."

"You can't hear a pterodactyl pee... Because it's silent."

"How many potatos do you need to kill an Irishman? None."

"Getting out of bed in the morning always gave me a headache until I tried it feet first."