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Joke of the Day
"My friend recently told me he was allergic to blood... I told him he was full of it."
Next Joke
"Why did the two knives go to the dance together? Because they both looked sharp!"
"""Damn girl! I think you're giving me mesothelioma cuz yo ass bestest!"""
"9 out of 10 depressed people are not positive thinkers."
"I'm going to the Kentucky men's basketball game vs Grand Canyon tonight I'm pretty worried, I hear Grand Canyon's really deep."
"Why is Time a whore? Because she fucks everybody."
"Why are astronauts successful people ? Because they always go up in the world !"
"Muhammad The police would be upon him"
"Bill Cosby was actually gonna be in a Marvel movie He was gonna play Sandman."
"What happens if you spin an oriental person around really fast for an extended period of time? They become disoriented."