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Joke of the Day
"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, blocking the tv and getting him shot on Call of Duty."
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"What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WatAHHH!!"
"Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant? Gnocchi."
"Why did the guitarist get arrested? He was arrested for fingering a minor"
"What's Michelle's favourite vegetable? Barackoli (I'm sorry I'll leave now...)"
"Siri, where are my pants?"
"What sound does a Japanese camera make? ""Crick"""
"Chickens in the farm Q: Why did the chicken not cross the road to meat the cow? A: The steaks were already too high."
"""I ran a half marathon"" sounds so much better than ""I quit halfway through a marathon""."
"No coffee in the pantry this morning so I had to go outside and show my dick to a cop to get the old motor running."