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Joke of the Day
"Why did the guitarist get arrested? He was arrested for fingering a minor"
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"I'm starting to think the guy that gave me directions to the train station was just talking to someone on his Bluetooth."
"BANG BANG! Q: Why did the mirror have holes in it? A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself."
"Me: pretty much any name can be unisex My son Stephanie: I hate you dad"
"What do you call a homosexual on fire that jumps into water? A flameboyant homosexual"
"Why does anal porn never have a good plot? Too many loose ends."
"""I've looked everywhere"" to men is really ""I skimmed the floor then opened and shut 3 cabinets"""
"Where do blind parrots go for treatment? The Birds Eye counter!"
"Took the batteries out of the carbon monoxide alarm because the loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy."
"My family tried an ""Unplugged Evening"", and that's how we accidentally killed Nana"