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Joke of the Day

"I don't mind people sneezing in public. It's that ""Pre-sneeze face"" they make that scares the hell out of me."

"Are you a monosaccharide? 'Cause sugar, you're basic."

"What is the gayest food? Indian food. It tears your ass apart :("

"Why did the guitarist go to prison? Because he fingered A Minor."

"Me: Will you- Hubs: No Me: Can you- Hubs: Nope Me: Are you- Hubs: Oh no Me: Sex? Hubs: Yes Me: Oh hell no..... Communication is important."

"What did the hot dogs name their child? Frank"

"Sometimes I just wish I was black. That way I wouldn't have to deal with all the dad jokes"

"Did you hear about the piece of scrap wood? He went to BOARDing school and applyed (applied) to college."

"What do you call a pig that has never been tested for an infection? Uncultured swine."

"Why do they refer to network ports as female? Because when they stop talking to you, you never know why."