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Joke of the Day
"What is the most sensitive part of your body when masturbating? Your ears"
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"Damn girl, did you fall from heaven? Cause you're Satan."
"When comparing men to women, you'll notice there's a vas deferens between the two."
"GENIE: and for your first wish? ME: I wish that the end of every bag of chips was the start of another GENIE: holy shit!"
"Why to Native Americans wear Jockstraps? TOTEM POLE!!"
"Apparently Mr. Skeltal joined the band Imagine Dragons. I heard they were going back to their doots."
"Gas is under $2 a gallon and Suge just killed a guy... Looks like the '90's are back!!"
"Funny one liners - 2016 Tell me short funny one liners. Just humor, nothing else."
"Justin Timberlake postponing his Buffalo show Sat. & then going on Fallon is like that time I called in sick & tweeted a selfie on a boat."
"How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate his soup before it was cool"