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Joke of the Day
"What is the most sensitive part of your body when masturbating? Your ears"
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"My tall sister took the vodka out of the cupboards above the fridge. I always thought those doors were just there for decoration."
"What is Meghan Trainor's favorite instrument? A double quarter pounder with cheese."
"Why is the sand so quiet? Because the waves keep going ""shhhhhh""."
"If I got a boyfriend I wouldn't know what to do... What do they eat? How often do they need to be walked? Can they be house trained?"
"Recently developed melanoma on my cheek, so I quickly went to the dermatologist. Turns out I just fell asleep on a chocolate chip."
"Bob just couldn't nail his roll down.. .. So he just decided to screw it."
"Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff? Because they push back harder."
"What side of a chicken has the most feathers? The outside."
"What did Hellen Keller not see when she fell? ..... the floor"