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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard the one about the deaf guy? No, neither has he."
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"What do you call a Hispanic midget? A paragraph. He's too short to be called esse."
"Do you know the difference ""Hey, do you know what the difference is between window curtains and toilet paper?"" ""No."" ""So it was you then!!!"""
"A cop stops a drunk man and asks ""how high are you?"" The man replies. ""That is wrong English. You should say 'Hi how are you?'"""
"What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen? A counter reformation."
"What is Michael Bay's favorite move in chess? C4"
"So Knock Knock Knock Knock Whos There Me Me Who Miguel ps: my name is Miguel"
"People say I should be ashamed that I'm still a virgin... I literally don't give a fuck..."
"What did the divers find the sunken Korean ferry had hit? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370"
"Why did the squirrel swim on its back? To keep his nuts dry"