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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard the one about the deaf guy? No, neither has he."
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"[crouches down] [rubs earth between fingers] 'The pizza went that way ..'"
"I'm proud of myself- I just finished a jigsaw puzzle and it only took me 6 months! The box said 2-4 years!"
"I was at the airport when I saw a soldier returning home. The first thing he said was, ""look mom, no hands."""
".@WebMD Should blood basically be cascading out of my nose when I look at the sun ?"
"What do you call a bunch of Indians running down a hill? A: A mudslide How do you make one? A: Roll a coin down a hill Who is the richest man in India? A: The guy who got the coin"
"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number, you wouldn't have heard of it"
"The tennis factory near me got closed down after local residents complained... Apparently they were making a racquet."
"My first sex was like 100m dash... ... with 8 black men and a gun."
"When the imaginary zebras start sawing off your legs, it's time to lay off the hard stuff."