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Joke of the Day
"[crouches down] [rubs earth between fingers] 'The pizza went that way ..'"
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"I don't think I could date a deaf person... I couldn't take the silent treatment!"
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"Robert Khardasian was OJ Simpson's lawyer And thus began the family tradition of getting black men off."