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Joke of the Day
"It's hard to say what my wife does for a living She sells sea shells by the sea shore."
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"[Amazing Comeback] So I was reading comments on a LGBT friendly add(Android's #AndProud) > I hate fucking gays >> Stop having sex with gays then."
"My wife treats me like GOD!! She takes no notice of my existence till she wants something."
"I was at a wedding the other day It was so moving, even the cake was in tiers"
"Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church? A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around......."
"Him- I saw you over here sipping your wine. Me- You clearly have me mistaken for another very attractive woman, because I don't sip wine."
"What do you call it when someone shoots a group of fish in a barrel? A school shooting"
"My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a lawyer."
"Why doesn't the gastroenterologist have any friends? He's always talking shit."
"Peter Jackson just found a postcard JRR Tolkien wrote his nephew in 1938. He's turning it into 22 nine-hour films."