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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a joke about paper? Nevermind, it's tearable!"

"Did you know that the 16th presidency had the best records kept? I think they were called the Lincoln Logs."

"Why aren't ants going to church? Because they are in sects."

"What do you do to a blind, deaf, dumb girl after raping her? You break her fingers so she can't tell anyone."

"Not sure why people ask what I'll be doing in 5 years, it's not like I have 2020 vision"

"Police Chief: Why do you spend all your time trying to hit flies? Officer: You assigned me to the swat team didn't you?"

"What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists? Baryon my wayward son!"

"Where do OB/GYNs go to school? Gynecolleges."

"A history joke Teacher: When was Rome built? Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that? Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!"

"Holocaust jokes are bad Anne Frankly I find them disgusting."