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Joke of the Day

"Coach Krzyzewski thinks he's playing wheel of fortune... ""I'd like to buy a foul"""

"HR said it's not necessary but I like my sickness to be taken seriously by having my mom send in an email validating my degree of sickness"

"[spider's junk email folder] -TURN YOUR WEBS INTO $$$$ -HOT SPIDERS ON YOUR CEILING WANT TO MEET YOU -TRY THE ULTIMATE 8 LEG DIET TODAY"

"Harry Potter lost his virginity on a magical evening. Or, as they say in Hogwarts, a Wednesday."

"Never date a girl with lots of baggage They'll travel too much, you will never get to see them."

"I was the kid your mom made you invite to your birthday party who then started crying and had to be picked up early."

"US Mexicans who support Donald Trump Clearly demonstrate appreciation for a trip to beautiful Mexico. --- ^And ^come ^back."

"What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload."

"Baptisms were invented by a guy who had to explain why he was caught trying to drown a baby."

"What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common? Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time."