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Joke of the Day

"Coach Krzyzewski thinks he's playing wheel of fortune... ""I'd like to buy a foul"""

"COP: ""Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?"" ME: ""It was way easier than solving a murder?"""

"How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ? He prawned everything !"

"What do you call a socialite stripper? a peeler of the community!"

"-I got you a birthday present... ...but I can't give it to you until tomorrow. -What is it? -It rhymes with 'Something to get drunk with'."

"A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells ""You should have been here at 8:30!"" He replies: ""Why? What happened at 8:30?"""

"I'll show you where easter eggs come from -- you may be surprised!"

"You wanna do stuff with toys in bed? Let's do it; I've already got like 3 hot wheels cars and a Barbie in there right now, so...."

"Two deer walk out of a gay bar... (Self-Repost) ...One turns to the other and says ""I can't believe I just blew 30 bucks in there!""."

"Why are giraffe's necks so long? Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!"