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Joke of the Day
"Why does Dr.Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died."
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"Anybody wanna go halfsies on an orgasm?"
"What are a philosopher's favorite type of chips? Plato Nachos"
"What do you call twin policemen? Copies."
"This girl came up to me today and said she recognized me from Vegetarian Club. I was a bit confused, seeing how I'd never met herbivore."
"What's black & blue covered with blood? The 12 year old in my trunk that faught back!!"
"Your mom and a Volkswagon have something in common They're both 40 times dirtier than advertised."
"What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? you: R? One might think it's the R, but really, it's the C."
"Great things come in small packages Is what i say everytime before i whip it out."
"A mathematician walks into a pizza shop... They request one pie. Upon getting a full pizza, they exclaim, ""You gave me twice as many radians as I asked for!"""