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Joke of the Day
"Why does Dr.Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died."
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"How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese? Caerphilly."
"The high today is only 37 and the low is when I ate an entire sleeve of Chips Ahoy before 10am."
"Since I started dating my girlfriend a year ago I became a millionaire! 6 months ago I was a billionaire :("
"This chick I met last week says she wants a guy who is funny and spontaneous', yet when I tap on the kitchen window uninvited late at night dressed as a clown it's all panic and screaming."
"Just saw a Fiat 500 smash into a Smart Car on I-95. Cutest. Thing. Ever."
"Did you hear about the fish that married the duck? They got along swimmingly"
"I hate talking to my boyfriend sometimes. Every time I bring up his camping fetish, he pitches a huge tent."
"Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA? Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."
"Jokes about menstrual cycles are stupid Period."